Archive for November, 2008

26
Nov

Mesej Utk Si Pembuli

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Macam ni lah Incik X.

Klu setakat nk gaduh dgn perempuan, half ur age pulak lagi, it simply unprofessional, unmatured and….

…stupid.

oh wait, u ARE stupid. itu tak pyh ckp lagi.

i just stated the FACT. and you want to make war with me for it? for goodness sake, drop it la. it doesn;t make you look tougher or brilliant or more powerful. it just makes you look…pathetic.

one more thing, i’m outspoken lass. i stand my ground when i know i’m right. the fact is, u just can’t bully me.

so FUCK OFF.

ass hole.

25
Nov

PENGAKUAN: Dia adalah ex-boyfriend saya

By bilanenekmembebel 0 Comments
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Lepas ni, klu ada apa2 hal nk tya pasal boyfriend saya, sy tak boleh jawab. Nak tya kabar, nk kirim salam, nk mntk autograf, nk mntk gambar…semua sy tak boleh jawab.

Sbb dia bukan lagi boyfriend saya.

Betul! Siyes tak tipu.

Dia bukan lagi boyfriend saya…

 

 

 

….Sebab dia dh jadi tunang saya.

Hihihihi…

muka anep sedey sbb sy br dump dia. Wahaha

muka anep sedey sbb sy br dump dia. Wahaha

Klu tengok gbr tu, sy tak pki cermin mata. Sbnrnya main sengih je tu. Tp mata tak nmpk pun photographer kt mana.

Biasala, sy ni cantik je, tp buta. (Bak kata El).

Nxt post: kegelabahan masa majlis tunang. Stay tune! Wahahah

24
Nov

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13
Nov

Countdown 2

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Ahad 9/11/2008
Aku tak tau la caner majlis merisik org lain, tp setahu aku, aku sorg je yg ikut pihak lelaki pegi merisik AKU.

Ye, aku satu kereta dgn derg balik kampung untuk merisik aku. Talking about surprises….*sigh*.

Anyway…

Bila sampai sana, I was so happy to see that…errr…kampung aku dh musim buah. (Kaitannye dgn cerita ni…? Ok, I was nervous, so semua benda tak penting aku notice). My family welcome them warmly, siap gesel2 pipi cam dh lama kenal.

Well, procession after that was a bit blur because aku asyik nk duduk belakang pintu sambil nk dgr apa derg borak sibuk dok glabah kt dapur. My bf ddk kt belakang rumah borak dgn my uncle and aku tolong sediakan makan tengahari. Relax, aku tak masak, jadi tak ada risiko food poisoning di situ. Aku just tolong letak nasik dlm bekas je. Wahaha…

Well, lps tu ape lagi ek…Derang borak2, berkenal-kenalan and before I realized, tetiba dh abes and aku disuruh menghidang. Nasib baik sgt2 I keep my cool and didn’t trip by my own feet ms menghidang. (Mlm sebelum tu aku dh berdoa byk2 dh jagnla tersadung kaki sendiri).

So by the end of the day, aku dh selamat dirisik and aku sekarang ade cincin tanda. Yay! 1st time pki cincin. (photos will be uploaded later).

Excited!

Sooooo…. Majlis Tertinggi dh menetapkan tarikh tgk anak bulan bertunang kami will be two freaking weeks dr sekarang, meaning this 23rd… *glabah glabah glabah. running around while screaming*

12
Nov

Countdown

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1st week raya
Bf start bgtau intention dia nk masuk meminang. Aku excited (naturally, sbb aku gtl. hahaha) and berdebar (ok aku nervousssss). Original plan: nk merisik masa dtg beraya. Family aku tak setuju psl ramai ‘org besar’ dan waris2 aku tak ada kt kampung. So, pospone. Tapi bila dh tau intention dia, kami yg perempuan2 dlm famili ni (yg suka berangan - family trait aku rasa. haha) mula bincang menu apa masa tunang. And this is BEFORE org tu even dtg merisik! Excited tak ingat…!

Minggu akhir raya
Aku g umah dia utk tolong famili dia nk wat open house. Ok, I was not alone. Pegi dgn adik p’puan aku who acts as my company and a buffer. (I was still malu2 dgn famili bf masa ni). I was not quite sure how the topic came about, tapi masa open house tu tetiba bf aku dtg bisik something kt ucu dia and dia…err.. menari? tp aku tak amek pot sgt sbb kdg2 bf aku mmg gila gila-gila. Then dia bisik kt aku plk “Kita tunang bulan 12,” Aku tak bg reaksi sbb:
1)Aku terkejut. Bygkn dr plan nk tunang bln MAY TAHUN DEPAN di fast forward ke BULAN DEPAN.
2)Aku saspek aku slh dgr. Mebi bf aku maksudkn meminang, bkn bertunang.

So aku buat muka blur. Bf tak puas ati with my lack of response, pegi kt nenek dia and bisik2 plk. It’s funny to see him pegi kt sapa2 in the vicinity and bisik2 and broke into silly grin. Contrast to that, aku buat muka blur lagi. Comical.

Final week of October ‘08
His parents has been contacted my parents about this. Selalunya bincang pasal tarikh. Bila satu pihak propose tarikh ni, satu pihak tak setuju pasal waris2 tak free masa tu. SO bincang punya bincang punya bincang, masing2 setuju takleh buat bln 12 as everybody had tight schedule. Tah cemana, my mom propose wat bln 11.

My mom called and said “Ko tunang akhir bln 11,”. I was stunned and speechless. Jammed otak aku kejap. Bila otak aku dh boleh jln balik, I replied “Tapi org takde duit! Caner nk buat kenduri, hantaran?” *glabah glabah glabah*. My mom said “Jamuan abah sponsor. Mak kata kt mak Anep, dtg bwk cincin dua bentuk, tayah hantaran. Tunangkan terus je,”. Ye, my mom suka menyenangkan perkara rumit. Syg mak.

Tapiii….bila mak abah pengantin (waitceh tetiba lak ngaku pengantin) nk senangkan urusan, sedara mara plk tak setuju. Yg belah aku tak setuju psl lack of hantaran “Tak meriah la nnt majlis tunang,” kata mereka. Yang lagi sorg ni plk awal2 dh warning “Hantaran taknak kurang dr RM10,000. Klu tak boleh sediakan, rejek!”. (Mak aku pnh kata kt bf : “Hantaran tu tak kisah. Berapa yg Anep mampu, itu yg makcik terima,” Ye, Mak aku baik. Sila kawen dgn aku. Wahahaha). 

Yang belah bf plk tak setuju psl kami berdua ni anak sulung, so klu boleh dia nk wat ikut step-by-step btl2.  Nak2 belah dia ada jawatan dlm adat. Lagi la takleh wat short cut. Menung jap kami.

Jumaat 7/11/2008 (8.30pm)
Mak abah bf dh ajak pegi beli cincin. Aku angguk. Plan dgn derg nk g after bf abes peksa dlm mggu depan. So aku dgn suka hatinye pegi psr mlm dgn bf.

Jumaat 7/11/2008 (9.30pm)
Abah bf call “Balik umah sekarang. Bwk Miza sekali,”. Bunyi cam urgent. Aku yg pesimis sket menggelabah. Igt nk kene marah sbb balik lambat sgt. Bf aku yg endlessly optimist kata “Yay, kita tunang esok”

Rasa nk luku kepala dia.

Jumaat 7/11/2008 (9.45pm)
Abh and mak dia duduk kt sofa and aku and bf duduk kt lantai. Sekali tgk sebijik cam filim purba yg mana mak and abah bf cam ddk kt singgahsana, and kami berdua cam pesalah nk tggu hukuman. Then abah bf decreed “Ahad ni pegi Jelebu pegi merisik dan meminang,”

Otak aku jammed lagi. Walaweh! Lusa plk dh! Skrg giliran bf plk gelabah *glabah glabah glabah*

Mlm tu jugak plan besok pukul berapa nk beli cincin, berapa keta nk ikut, kul berapa nk gerak. PEGI FITTING BAJU. (Sebbaik ucu ada baju nikah dia dulu. Double sebbaik, saiz kitorg sama. Whew…) Call waris2 penting.

Chaotic.

Sabtu 8/11/2008
Kul 8 bf jemput, breakfast kt umah dia. Tggu2, last kul 11 baru gerak. Then beli cincin, then terus g ofis. OT half day.

Selingan: ada org call ajak aku kuar. Sorry dude, now my finger gonna have ring on it.

Dh habis selingan: Jemput my baby sis kt KTM, briefing kt dia what happen tomorrow. To her credit, she didn’t show any distress sign. She was cool to hear the news.

************************************end of part 1******************************

06
Nov

There’s Something Wrong With My Transcript

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Masa aku di djaman universiti dulu, I was not known for my ‘hardworking-ness’.  Aku selalu tido je walaupun semua org tgh struggling wat esemen, projek, test and all the what-not. Shira and Asiah (my x-rumets) can testified to that.

Masalahnye, aku sedar aku ni pemalas, tp nk bgn dr tdo and study tu…heiii…sebahagian hidup! (And mebi aku leh salahkan UTP sbb sediakan prasarana yg selesa? Hahaha) Lepas tu ade hati plk nk mengadu kt rumets yg aku risau, caner la result peksa aku nnt ni.

Then masa grad dulu, aku balik awal atas sbb yg tak dpt dielakkan (will tell you all what really happen during this time in the near future. Hihi). So transkrip tu aku mntk tlg Asiah tlg amekkan sbb dia ddk area Wangsamaju je. Sng aku nk collect.

Theeeeen…masa nk amek dr Asiah tu, Asiah ngusik aku kata “hebat gila ko Miza. Aku tgk CG ko 3.5 something. Asyik tdo pun leh score”. (Ye, walopon korg dgr tu mcm kutuk, tp aku dh sygkn minah sekor ni to the point klu dia kutuk pun aku rasa itu lawak. Hahaha)

I was puzzled with the remarks until I saw the Final CGPA written on top of the transcript. It showed…

…3.53!!!!

Holy God!

Macammana aku leh dpt CG byk camtu? Aku pun pelik gk tgk CG tu sbb tak masuk akal ok. My CGPA during second last semester in UTP was…err…reaching 3.  Then masa final sem, I was shy 0.02 points from Dean’s List. So macam mana Cumulative Points aku leh tetiba jd 3.5??? Pelik tak?

Aku ngadu kt bf aku, dia kata “Klu awak score 3.5 then dia tulis 3 pointer, then barulah valid klu awk nk merungut. Ini dia kasi higher. Bersyukurla. Pinjaman MARA tu kira free la.”

PAstu aku terdiam. OKla, betul la tu dia letak CG aku lagi tinggi so watpe aku nk merungut, but still… rasa cam guilty plk sbb mcm I don’t deserve that. Hey, I know la what with my good luck charm and everything memungkinkn benda yg impossible tu jd possible. Tp ini waaaaay beyond lucky!

Tapi klu nk jadi budak lurus, naif dan baeeek sgt pun, aku ni still pemalas. So aku mcm mls nk trn Perak just sbb nk suruh derg tkr CG aku jadi…errr…lebih rendah. Lagipun let me tell you, staff UTP sure akan wat muka tak puas hati sbb tambahkn keje derg (ok, aku still igt the kerek-ness of some of UTP’s staff) . And for sure aku kene byr utk tukar transkrip. Walaupun silap tu mebi punca dr derg.  So pehal plk aku nk nyusahkn diri dtg balik ke pekan koboi tu, jumpa staff kerek and have to pay some money some more utk turunkn CG aku?

Sounds pretty stupid to me… Hahaha

04
Nov

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03
Nov

If

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“How are you gonna propose to me?” asked her without taking up her head from the magazine she religiously bought and read every month. His expression clearly mirrored the puzzlement he felt. He peeked at her magazine. Surely enough, the article was about “100 different ways on how to propose to her”.

He chuckled.

“You know, I still expect you to propose to me even though you’re sure as hell I’m gonna say yes” she demanded.

“Then why should I propose when I already knew the answer? The purpose of proposal is to see if the proposee will accept the proposal of the proposer,” he teased her, trying hard to hide his smile when her eyes flashed with fine rage.

“Because I’m worth it.” she replied saucily. He laughed. He loved it when she chose to use humor instead of anger she rightfully felt.

“Well, let see…” he scratch his chin thoughtfully while eyeing her through the corner of his eyes. She light up visibly and once again decide to tease her. “I’ll give you a dozen roses and chocolates, and the ring will be in one of the chocolate.” he answered, knowing full well that she hates the method, which she called ‘manual for the lazy, uninspiring, boring and unimaginative man’. “Oh,” she said dispassionately. “In that case, I’ll have to reject you,” she threatened.

He chuckled. As if.

She waited for him to correct himself. When he continued to regard her with his mischiveous smile, she smacked his shoulder as hard as she can. She only stopped when he pretended it hurts.

And she still expected to be proposed because she is a princess, and expected to be treated like one.

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p/s: he didn’t propose, but his family will formally asked for her hand by this end of this month. Pray for her happiness, for she is worth it. =]

01
Nov

OT

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Aku bukan org gila OT. Walaupun syarikat aku menawarkan byrn yg agak lumayan utk sejam OT, aku still malas nk pegi pejabat hr Sabtu. Aku just pegi OT klu ada report penting yg nk disubmit yg due date nye nk dekat. Sbb tu aku hya akan dtg ofis setiap awal bulan. Sbb masa tu la segala mak nenek report nk disubmit yg due date nye dekat2 plk tu.

Then tetiba pada satu bulan ni, aku ada ad-hoc plan yg memerlukan aku carik duit lebih sket. So aku pun pegi la OT. Bersemangat tu, sebelum kul 8 dh sampai ofis. And sebab bf pun keje Sabtu tu, so dia jemput aku pkl 6pm. That means aku ada peluang wat OT 10jam. Klu ikutkan, wat OT 10jam ni kira dh leh cover cost ad-hoc plan aku tu.

Tp akhir bulan, bila nk claim OT, tgk dia register 9hrs je. So tya admin, mana hilang lagi sejam. Derg cakap level exec just kira maksimum OT 8jam je. Yg sejam lagi tu rate lain. Aku tak puas hati sebenarnya tp bknla salah admin tu pun. Dh computer tu register 9hrs je OT aku.

Tapi hari ni dpt tau lagi, aku pya OT di’slash’ another hour, making it 8hrs je. I was like, wadehel. Bapak kedekut sampai OT org pun nk slash2.

Admin kata company’s policy just pay maximum of 8hrs OT for executive and above pya level per day. Meaning, if you work you ass off for let say 24hours, dia just akan byr 8hrs tu je. Eeeee….geram!

Tapi pastu when I calmed down, I reflected back on what I really DID utk OT tu. Of course I did the report. But if I were honest to myself, the report only took like less than 5 hours to finish (klu tak wat keje lain).

So what did I do for the rest of the 5hrs? Ape lagi…main tenet la. Blog hopping la, men game la ape la yg takde kene mengene pun dgn keje. So I think, if they pay me for only 8 hours, I think that’s fair enough. Justifiable.

Ok. Dh tak marah dh.  Hehe…