ada seorg hamba Allah ni….sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sgt msg dgn bf dia. itu tak bermasalah lagi. yg wat aku pening kepala dan menyampah bila bunyi msg dia sgt annoying. dan KUAT! dh la aku ddk dkt dgn dia, so when the phone berbunyik setiap 5 saat, aku jadi stress.
aku rasa mebi aku tak "ter"buat komen psl bunyi yg annoying tu sbb skrg dia dh perlahankn volume henpon dia. tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii telinga aku ni agak sensitif dgn bunyi. sdgkn henpon aku in silent mode, and aku letak dlm beg summore (dia vibrate saje) pun aku leh dgr, inikn pulak bunyi msg dia yg……errr……fancy tu. sure la lagi aku dgr.
ok, for those yg tak phm nape aku stress over msg tone, it’s actually like this. i hate bunyi yg berulang2. contoh, ko psg lagu kt pc ko and ko letak dia dlm loop. kira dia akan ulang and ulang and ulang and ulang bende alah tu sampai hari kiamat… aku akan jd stress. even klu ko letak 15 lagu berlainan tp dr penyanyi yg sama pun aku jd stress dan bosan, inikan pulak LAGU YG SAMA, BERULANG2 EVERY 5 SECONDS, FROM 8AM TO 6PM! AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
please la, bole tak ko letak henpon ko tu dlm silent mode? tak pun vibrate ke? aku dh nk meletup ddk kt dini, ok?
-out. nk amek air semayang. kang aku mengamuk kt sini plk nnt-
5 years of education and tuition fees - RM 80,000.00++
Accumulated debts during the education years - estimated of RM 20,000.00
Bus ticket to UTP - RM 16.00
Petrol (to and fro) - RM 150.00 x 2 cars = RM 300.00
Toll - RM 64.00 x 2 cars = RM 128.00
Robe - RM 50.00
Alumni registration fees - RM 20.00
Photograph fees - RM 100.00
The smile and tears of pride that I saw on my parents’ and families’ face - PRICELESS
1. I lost my competent assistant.
She’s not only an assistant, but also a good friend. To Rina; good luck. You deserve the best because you ARE the best.
(pardon the photo. It’s so dark. It’s after lunch hour. the light haven’t turned on yet).
2. I nearly forgot the date of my convocation. I forgot to buy the bus ticket to Sri Iskandar. I was thissss close to miss my convocation. Whew…
3. And somebody behaved very childishly when she met me at the convo square. Oi, kau ingat bila kau menyorok belakang kawan kau tu, aku tak nmpk kau la ye? Ape salahnye let by gone be by gone? Aku dh left primary school too long ago to put up with your behavior. Know what? I don’t fucking care what you think of me, but for heaven sake, can you fucking PRETEND you are a civilised person? I fucking hate you too, but I have no problem nk salam kau ye. Sometimes I wonder, how do you get you bronze chancellor award bila mentality kau rendah tahap kampung camni. Hoh!
4. It rained cats and dogs masa Nabil lu pikirla sendiri wat persembahan. Erm..not that aku g tgk persembahan dia pun, but still… hujan lebat thp dewa, ok? Thank goodness somebody in convofair committee has the brain utk buat convo square kt tapak berturap tu. klu tak, sure tapak tu dh jadi sawah bendang…
…like recent years…
5. I haven’t got enough time to spend some time with my dearest friends. Many of them tak dpt jumpa pun. Manala kamu-kamu semua ni? Ada org tu aku tau tdo dlm bilik masa tu. hahaha…
Buttt…all is not lost. I’ll tell it in my next entry la. Sbb yg ini got nothing to do pun with Tragedi Ogos - as I nicely put it as the title. hahaha…
Kenapa ek, telephonist suka sgt ckp laju2? nenek call DHL utk arrangekan courier for shipment to UK. and this was (roughly) the conversation was like:
nenek: Hell…
DHL: yes, you are from marutech?
nenek: (terkedu)
DHL: may i help you?
nenek: i want to arrange for shipment …
DHL: to where? what is your account number?
nenek: this shipment is paid by the receiver. the…
DHL: ok, what is the account number?
nenek: (cilakak, aku nk bg la ni. bagi aku habes cakap dulu bole?) the number is bla bla bla bla bla bla….
DHL: what is the name of the receiver?
nenek: harley davidson (Ini contoh sajela…hahaha)
DHL: what is the content of the package?
nenek: car parts
DHL: what is the weight of the package?
nenek: 10kg
DHL: who is the person-in-charge?
nenek: Miza, from..
DHL: what department?
nenek: (aaaaaarrrrghhh…sabar2 la…aku baru nk gtau department aku) purchasing
DHL: what time your office close?
nenek: 6pm
DHL: any person in office during lunch hour?
nenek: no.
DHL: okay, we will sent somebody to pick up ur packaging later today. your tracking number is bla bla bla. thank you, have a good day!
nenek: ….
believe it or not, the conversation last less than 20 seconds. telephonist tu ckp cam nk lumba lari! i mean, i understand with what the olympic beijing ini sumer, and mebi she’s caught up with the fever or something, but please la…ckp la tenang2 sket. ini ckp laju2, aku jugak yg jadi kalut.
haish…
Susuk rawk!
Silala tgk Susuk utk kepuasan maksima.
cinematography - 5 stars
story line - 3.5 stars
casting - 3 stars
sexual elements - got. nk tgk aleeza’s kassim perfect breasts? then go watch this film. want to watch ppl (read: hot chickas) bathing? then go watch this film!
scary elements - got. and surely can make you scream also. so why wait? go to the nearest cinema!
p/s: no, i dont get paid doing this advestisement.
p/p/s: walaweh…since i work here, my english has deteriorate! kesian utp penat2 dia buatkn english aku leh g thp international level, bila sampai sini terus hampeh english aku. cis…
perbualan nenek dgn atok masa dia htr nenek g keje:
nenek: satu bende yg saya tak sabar nk buat dgn awk lps kita kawen kan…
atok: (buat muka saspen + miang)
nenek: pegi pasar dgn awak, then kita beli ikan and sayur sama2…
atok: (muka down) alaaaa…
nenek: awak, apa yg awak tak sabar nk buat dgn saya bila kita dh kawen nnt?
atok: saya tak sabar nk tgk awk masak utk saya kt dapur. saya nk kacau awak masak.
nenek: ….
betapa innocentnye impian kami….
sigh…
(ye ye ye…nenek tau nenek kate tanak update blog lagi. ni kira nenek tgh gila la ni. haha)
oh my god. tetiba rasa blog ni adalah sejenis bebanan sbb kene pk ape nk update selalu. and suddenly aku rasa setiap post aku lebih teruk dr previous one. it’s not because i hv a boring life or something. many fun things happen but i just don’t feel like i want to share it with the world.
i’m more private nowadays.
so that’s it. no more update from me. dh letih la! biarla blog ni berkerak tader update because i’d rather leave this blog stall than let u bored.
yeah, what an angel i am.
(tp ini janji kosong saje. klu gile aku naik kepala balik, aku update jua. wahahaha)
nenek: eh, beli simkad baru ke?
collegue: a’ah. ni yg line pya.
nenek: berapa kene byr nk daftar?
collegue: free.
nenek: wow. eh, miza rasa nk tkr line jgk la. dh ade gaji, so berani sikit nk pki line.
collegue: pkila. line murah tau skrg.
…tetiba nenek rasa macam dh dewasa bila sebut ade gaji. "ade gaji berani sikit nk pki line"… wow! macam dewasa betul la! hahaha…
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