Archive for April, 2007

25
Apr

Invisible Girl… Not

i’m what most people will describe as "biasa biasa aje". sape2 yg kawan dgn nenek or atok describe me as "boleh tahan". (atok describe me as "comel". weeeee~~)

menaing? meaning i’m not pretty lah senang cakap. nenek takdela nk amek hati klu org kata camtu sbb nenek mmg sedar pun ke-tak-lawaan nenek but please la… jgn cakap depan nenek. jatuh ego nenek tau. hahhaha.

i tend to be invisible because people wont notice if i’m there or not. ditambah dgn perangai nenek yg pemalu (ye, nenek pemalu with strangers. dgn korang watpe nenek nk malu), jadi bertambah2 la ke"invisible"an nenek. once masa convofair, one of my guy friend talked to this one girl. i recognize her from my basic dance class, so i told my other friend (kami keluar bertiga) that i know her. yg kawan nenek ni punyala extra friendly pegi bgtau budak ini plk. and i received the dreaded respond. "really? kita satu kelas? kelas ape ye?"

shit. please dont hilite the fact that i’m so not popular boleh tak? down ok????

tapi….today nenek pegi cashkan my paycheck. utk pegi ke bank, nenek harus lalu satu stall burger ni. abang jual burger itu adalah agak cute. haha… (oh, i mean YOUR standard of cute. perutnya tidak gendut ye). he flirts with me.

yg nenek suka hati tu bukanla psl dia flirt dgn nenek. walaupun nenek tak lawa, tp masih ramai yg cuba flirt nenek ok. yg nenek suka hati tu psl dia tegur "dulu ikut jln jauh kenapa?"

                                             =======rewind========
a week before that:

hari tu tetiba je nenek mengidam cheese cake and sushi. so after ofis hour i went to jusco (yg terletak di sebelah rumah nenek. muhahahaha). on the way nak balik, i have to lintas this burger stall. tapi yg lepak kt stall tu adalah sekumpulan jejaka hensem. tiba2 nenek jd segan nk lalu kt situ. so nenek ikut jln yg agak jauh sikit supaya tak melintas kt tpt diorg melepak ni.

i was so sure diorg tak perasan dgn nenek because i’m suppose to be invisible. and i’m so sure derg bukan kenal nenek pun w’pun nenek dh nak masuk 5 bulan kt wangsamaju ni. so i went home and enjoy my cheese cake and sushi!

                                        ==========habis rewind=======

so bila hari ni dia tegur nenek camtu, i’m glad to know that i’m exist! yuhuuu!!

thanks abang burger! nnt dpt gaji sy beli burger kt abang yek?

23
Apr

Signs You Are Getting Older

1. You think Hollywood sucks

last week atok ajak tengok citer spiderman. spiderman lum kuar tp dia bg cadangan je. i rejected the idea there and then. buang masa seh tgk CGI-laden movie. baik nenek tgk citer melayu. senang sket nk phm apa dia ckp. (even when i said that, i knew i sounds old. haha)

2. Your preference run more towards educational stuff

after i rejected his idea, he asked me what movie i want to watch. "waris jari hantu". i said. atok buat muka becos last time when i watched jangan pandang belakang, i was hiding behind his ketiak most of the time. "ok la tgk waris jari hantu. i want to know about saka and errr…transvestite". i reasoned with him. (listen to the phrase "i want to know". since when la i watch movie for its substance. hishh). he concede but we didn’t watch the movie. we went somewhere else.

"awk pilih nk g genting ke nk g sungai congkak ke nak g putrajaya" he told me. oh my god. i’m sucks at making decision. i hate making decision. so i gave him a list of my shortlisted preferences. "erm…g sungai congkak. kt sana pokok2 dia ada nama. boleh sy kenal jenis2 pokok. and mebi kita g putrajaya. the building designs are very good". my goodness. even when i said that, i realized that i sounds old.

"siyes tanak g genting?" atok asked me for a last time. i recognized the tactic to make me pening kepala nk wat decision. not a chance baby. "tanak. genting bosan. ada permainan je. bukan ada apa pun". oh my god…can u believe i said that? me neither…

3. You feel sorry to the gedik girls

when we came to sungai congkak, not many people were there. (oh, for ur information, we picked a place where families have their litle picnic. bukan kt jauh dlm hutan yang senang nk buat projek). bila dh puas mandi, a group of teenage girls mandi kt spot betul2 depan kami piknik. they were… loud. keja derg asyik menjerit ngade2 tu.

when i was young, nenek pun suka menjerit because i want to grab guys attention. i was so sure they were doing exactly that because there were some guys their age nearby. suddenly, i feel very sorry to them. dont they realize that by doing that, nobody thinks it was cute? people just think they were atention-seeking-girls-who-wear-white-because-they-want-to-show-off-their-bras. (thankfully my sins were just being loud. not wearing white). even atok rolled his eyes watching them.

people my age capture guys attention by being calm, matured and a little mysterious. because loud = immature, mysterious = mature.haha…i’m old already.

4. u climb the stairs and feel its like climbing mountain

my house is in level 5, the top floor. i climbed lots of stairs in UTP, mind u, because my house was on the top floor also. i hardly use lifts to my classes even though its on top floor. so my health was in tip-top condition!

but why oh why…bila nk naik tangga kt rumah ni, selalu benar pancitnye. usually nenek kena g kt ‘pit stop’ kt tingkat 4 to catch my breath before meneruskan perjalanan ke tingkat 5. huh!

5. people call u ‘makcik’ and u dont even mind

there’s this one girl kt tingkat 4 yang boleh tahan friendlynya. bila dia nmpk nenek, dia sure akan tegur. "makcik, makcik baru balik? nak balik rumah ye? rumah makcik kt mana?" and nenek akan layan bebelannya and if i happen to have biskut ke, coklat ke, i’ll give her some. and i dont mind that she call me makcik because i think its appropriate. haih.

i hope she didn’t call me ‘makcik’ because i do look old. my goodness. itu adalah scary.

6. you become more forgetful

its ok to be forgetful if ur name is Nur Dyana Leham. (hehe…sori D…) but for someone who previously can boast ur mind power and prowess to other people, its a shame when u keep forgetting small stuff.

for the past few weeks, i’ve left my stuff in atok’s car everytime we  went dating. atok dh buat every preventive measure he can think of but to no avail. barang2 nenek still ade yg tertingal kt keta dia. yang pening kepala tentulah dia sbb dia yang kena patah balik nk hantar barang nenek yang tertinggal.

for those yang tertanya-tanya what type of stuff yang tertinggal kt keta atok, well, its nothing really. kadang2 nenek tertinggal handphone, kadang2 lipstik. klu baru shopping tu, barang yang baru beli tu. takdela tertinggal bra ke ape ke which make a damning crime scene klu dijumpai oleh abah dia. (hahaha…kadang2 t’pk nk kenakan dia camtu. tp takut nenek yang kena reject by his daddy nnt)

so,after dh habis dating, before i went out of the car, he said "tunggu dulu! check sumer barang ade ke tak." and we both checked my stuff. after we both satisfied that nothing is left behind, nenek pun kuar dr kereta. that night, after i had my bath and preparing to sleep, i remembered something. i texted him, "err…awk. i think my other handphone tertinggal kt beg dlm beg laptop awk la. hehe.." (i have 2 handphones). seconds later he called me - using my handphone. haha ..

atok: "awaaaak…apsal la ada lagi yang tertinggal niiiiii…."

nenek: "hehe…sori la. terlupa la… "

then i have to tadah telinga dengan bebelan dia sampai abes kredit handphone nenek. this time he refuse to pulangkan handphone nenek. "i’ll keep this until next week"…

padan muka nenek.

16
Apr

Jangan Pandang Belakang

sekarang ni nenek tgk byk betul cerita hantu kt panggung wayang. nenek ni dh la avid horror-movie watcher, so i’m very happy la bila byk citer hantu ni.

last saturday nenek tgk cerita Jangan Pandang Belakang with atok. from the reviews of my friends yg dh tgk citer ni, (they just tell me "it’s good" je. nenek tak bagi diorg bagi sinopsis sbb nnt tak feel nk tgk sbb dh tau apa jadi) nenek yakin citer ni best.

Masa beli tiket, nenek tgk hampir semua seat dh dibooking. yg ada just seats 3 baris dr depan je. atok tya slot2 lain (we were thinking nk tgk citer tu pukul 8pm.) and the next two slots pun camtu gak. Penuh! waaah…hebat betul citer ni sampai penuh panggung macam tu sekali…

and bila tgk, nenek akui cerita tu mmg seram. ok, let me tell you something. to be an avid horror-movie watcher and lover, u should be brave to watch them in the first place. (ye la, klu takut, caner nk tgk, ye tak?) And i’m proud to say, i’m that kind of person. nenek ni pem’berani’ orgnye. nenek dulu tgk ju-on malam2 sorg2 je. no hal pun. setakat ni, nenek berani kata, nenek tak penah takut tgk citer hantu. citer hantu jepun , korea, thailand, semua nenek selamba je tgk sorang2 and tgh2 mlm.

but this film…haiyoh…dh la tgk kt panggung yg penuh dgn manusia, tgk dgn atok lak tu. mmg takde sbb nk takut la. but… I AM! huhuhu… masa mula2 ok lagi. bila start scene darma (pierre) keluar dr lif, baru bulu roma nenek meremang. ada 3 beranak masuk lif tu and guess what…tiga beranak tu takde muka! gilos scary ok. meremang segala bulu nenek.

after that, cerita tu berkembang and cerita ttg gangguan yg darma alami. semuanya menakutkan nenek. siyesly, nenek tak penah takut gini. 40% of the time nenek watching the movie, nenek sama ada tutup mata atau sembunyi kt ketiak atok. hantu tu sgt buruk and scary ok! i cant help feeling scared. mmg bukan ngada2 nk sembunyi kt ketiak atok. jantung nenek dok dup dap dup dap je ms tgk citer tu.

factors why this movie so damn good:

1. benda ni mmg betul2 berlaku pd org yg ada saka.

u ask anyone yg u all tau ada saka. apa yg darma alami mmg dialami mereka2 yg jadi waris saka. nenek kata begitu bcoz nenek pun kenal mereka yg ada saka. and watching the movie is like reliving all their stories. very uncanny similarity. nenek rs pierre andre ni wat studies about this particular subject before buat skrip kot. klu gitu, bravo to him! takdela scene melampau tak masuk akal macam filem Mistik karya profesor b***h tu.

2. pelakon filem berlakon dgn real

dlm filem ni, penonton yg jerit, ok. pelakon dgn air muka yg real and convincing (kecuali watak seri yg agak kayu. but then she can be forgiven sbb she’s new and watak dia tak de impact sgt dlm citer ni). khatijah tan, that goes without saying yg dia mmg menjadi. air muka dia…wooh…itu yg nenek leh jadi takut walaupun sebenarnya takde hantu pun dlm scene tu. and watak opah nyanyuk tu, hahaha. rusminah mmg layak watak camtu. she reminds me of nenek kebayan in Puteri Gunung Ledang. all in all, the casting were excellent.

oleh sbb terlanjur citer pelakon yg bagus, nenek nk kutuk filem Mistik. utk pengarah filem mistik, sila tgk citer ni to get the idea of horror film ok. horror film bkn bermakna pelakon dia kena menjerit all through film. (even the boys screaming like pondan.) horror film bermakna penonton yg kena jerit. ok? faham? go study first, and klu boleh, lepas ni jgn rasuah org kt universiti to get the "professor" title. like…whatever…

3. hantu dia buruk

nenek rs kenapa nenek tak takut nk tgk citer hantu jepun, korea and thailand is because the ghosts are not so scary-looking. sometimes the hantu is cute la pulak. for example, the ju-on baby, he has big eyes. cute gile hantu tu! and hantu jepun and korea, they all have soft and silky hair - befitting a shampoo model’s hair! klu hantu cantik, caner la nenek nk rs seram. klu nenek lelaki, bukan bulu roma yg naik, benda2 lain pun boleh naik gak.

for those yg nk tgk citer ni, sila make sure anda jenis kuat semangat. and klu boleh tgk siang la. klu korg yg kt utp tu, lagi la seram nk balik utp dr ipoh tu sbb jln dia gelap and sunyi kan? sure korg rs seram and tanak balik dh. haha.

for those yg mengharapkan nenek bgtau jln cerita filim ni, errr…sori la ye. klu nk, sila tgk sendiri. haha…

10
Apr

Bau-bauan Yang Enak

Last week nenek dengan stuntnye balik kampung. stunt sebab nenek takde bajet lebih nk balik kampung (tambang pegi balik ke rumah nenek rm50 ok…). oleh kerana this month nenek kena byr sewa lebih sket psl baru pindah hari tu, sepatutnya i cant afford to balik kampung. tapi oleh sbb nenek dh rindu sgt dkt mak, nenek tak pedulikan kedudukan kewangan nenek dan dgn nekadnye balik kampung. tak kirala duduk bermalam je kt rumah, tp nenek puas hati sbb dpt tgk muka mak dan abah nenek.

ok, sebenarnya nenek bukan nk cerita psl nenek balik kampung, nenek nk cerita psl benda lain. nenek nk cerita psl bau-bauan yang nenek suka sangat because in a way, they calm me down.

1. bau hujan

if u notice, there’s special smell in the air just before it rains. i LOVE that smell! and then when it rains, the smell shifted to something else quite as nice but fresher. sebab tu bila hujan kt kampung, nenek suka duduk kt beranda. i want to savour the smell and berfikir alangkah enaknya klu boleh main hujan. the thing is, nenek tak suka demam because i felt horrible nnt.  i dont mind the temperature tp tak tahan kepala pusing2 dan sakit dlm kepala masa demam. sangat tak best, ok?

(lagipun, i have knock-out body. klu main hujan, nnt habisla org indon tgk body nenek yg delectable ni…muhahahaha)

2. bau rumput lepas kena potong.

o my God! bau ini sgt best. i remember when i was in sekolah rendah, pakcik tukang kebun akan potong rumput pagi2. so u imagine this; waktu tu pagi, matahari belum naik lagi (7.15 am), still ada kabus2, pagi tu sejuk and then ada bau rumput lepas kena potong. my… i’m in heaven… i remember the feeling of contentment bila nenek lepak kt tepi padang before beratur. i wonder if i can ever felt that way again. (i miss old days!!!)

3. bau petrol

ok, nenek tau ini adalah sgt keji sbb suka bau petrol. i read somewhere yang kata bau petrol berbahaya kt otak. but go to hell la, nenek bukan isi petrol dlm botol and then sniff it out of the bottle. nenek just bau dia masa abah nenek atau atok isi minyak. masa tu nenek akan bukak kereta to smell the wonderful smell. it cant be harmful to  my otak, kan?

so sapa2 yg nk g isi minyak tu, ajak nenek sekali. nenek nk ikut!

4. the smell of dishes which contain petai or jering in it.

ok, by right, i dont eat both of these awful substance by themselves. baunye…masyaAllah, klu kencing, sampai kt ruang tamu berbau! tp kebesaran Allah agknye, bau2an yg horrible ini, bila ditambah dlm masakan, jadi sedapla pulak. just think about sambal udang campur petai or gulai lemak cili api ikan kerisi campur jering… (drool)

                              Samabl 

okay, nenek baru sahaja menyeksa diri nenek dgn gambar lauk yg enak ini…. for those yg nk try masak tu, ni resepi dia:

Bahan
500 gm udang [buangkan kulit dan bersihkan]
30 biji buah petai
1 labu bawang besar [potong gelang]
½ cawan jus asam jawa
3 s/b sos tomato
Minyak
Garam
Gula

Bahan Mesin
20 tangkai cili kering
10 biji bawang merah
2 ulas bawang putih

Cara
1. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan mesin sehingga naik minyak.
2. Masukkan jus asam jawa dan sos tomato. Kacau rata dn biarkan sehingga naik minyak.
3. Masukkan udang, petai , bawang besar dan garam serta sedikit gula. Masakkan sehingga pekat dengan api kecil.
4. Bila dah nampak pekat boleh tutup api dan masukkan dalam mangkuk hidangan.      

(copy paste from this site)

okay…i’m so totally kena masak this dish mlm nnt!

06
Apr

Si Libra Yang Indecisive

org libra terkenal sbg seorg yg pecinta kedamaian (or at least that is what i
always read). oleh kerana itu, mereka sentiasa mencari jalan to balance things
out, hence the dacing symbol. nenek seorg libra, and i know being a libra really
sucks because i always have to adapt with people’s behavior. my behavior change
according to the people i interact with. klu org tu senyap, nenek tetiba akan
jadi talkative. klu dia berkicau sepanjang masa, nenek dgn tiba2 akan menjadi
good listener. klu dia cepat glabah, i’ll be the one who is level-headed, klu
dia cool, nenek yg akan gelabah tak tentu psl….u got the idea… and if u ask
10 friends about me, then u’ll get 10 descriptions about me, and u can guess how
they behave. hahhahaa…

tapi, satu perkara yg nenek tak leh nk ubah dgn kawan2, perangai nenek yg
indecisive. i hate to make decision. and if it depends on me utk buat ape2
keputusan, then the best u have from me is a short-list of final decision i
think the best but i have trouble to pick which one is. (that explains why i
have bunch of so-called back-up plans. org lain ada at most 5 back-up plans, but
i have like… a dozen of them. hahaha)

this trait really annoying to some of my friends, tp dek sbb kawan, derg main
kutuk je la. one day, nenek mintak tolong kawan nenek belikan tiket bas nk balik kampung sbb dia ada kereta so sng nk pegi ke ipoh sana.

him: kampung ko kt mana?

me: negeri sembilan.

him: nk beli ke seremban ke?

me: tak, beli tiket ke port klang.

him: oh, rumah ko kt sana ke?

me: tak. dekat segamat.

him: bengong la ko. kejap negeri sembilan, kejap klang, kejap segamat.

and dia terus membebel2 meninggalkan nenek yg masih terkebil2… (woh, rhyme!)